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Introducing the iBlade

Apple has noticed the rise in sales of self-protection items like guns and knives. With the holidays teetering around the corner, Apple is making damn sure they also have products for the paranoid.

iBlade Features:

Holds up to 480 songs
2GB flash memory
24hr rechargeable battery
Built in USB connector
Button Lock
Water Resistant
High quality earphones
Razor sharp, easy-wipe blade
Titanium body

Makes the perfect gift for anyone!

Old Coots – Peels an apple in seconds
Gangstas – Super sharp for easy shiv’n
Teens – Makes a great prop for any Youtube video. Music & Blades…perfection!
Rednecks – Skin’s a deer in seconds flat

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Tags: titanium body, knives, video music, perfect gift

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