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Introducing the iBlade

Apple has noticed the rise in sales of self-protection items like guns and knives.  With the holidays teetering around the corner, Apple is making damn sure they also have products for the paranoid.

iBlade Features:

• Holds up to 480 songs

• 2GB flash memory

• 24hr rechargeable battery

• Built in USB connector

• Button Lock

• Water Resistant

• High quality earphones

• Razor sharp, easy-wipe blade

• Titanium body

Makes the perfect gift for anyone!

1. Old Coots – Peels an apple in seconds

2. Gangstas – Super sharp for easy shiv’n

3. Teens – Makes a great prop for any Youtube video.  Music & Blades…perfection!

4. Rednecks – Skin’s a deer in seconds flat

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